Sunday 18 October 2015

Clwydian 30, (30.24 miles, 6040 feet ascent, 5:58:28 pleasant bimbling)... .....doing it all wrong, yet somehow getting it right


Sue Clapham 6th September 2015

The day began much like any other of late - very little sleep (actually it had only been half an hour, so particularly poor), restless, having palpitations with my heart beat pounding in my ears and terrible pressure in my head. Before you all get worried, let me assure you I'm not ill - ECG and all blood tests have been entirely normal; it would seem that eating spicy foods (which incidentally are my favourite) no longer agree with me...this coupled with the stresses of a demanding job and certain life events are not good. It's more than a little odd how I can manage to run around hills for miles and hours on end without a single flutter, yet at rest and doing or thinking about nothing in particular I get thump, thump, thump. But I'm digressing, sorry, back to the tale...

...so 4:30am couldn't come quickly enough, having been awake for hours, it was a relief to get up and get my kit together, have a couple of brews and prepare (unhurriedly) for departure at 6am in plenty of time, given it was early on a Sunday morning to arrive before registration closed at 7:45am. Programming the postcode into Sat Nav and keeping a copy of the AA Route finder printout handy, I felt pretty awake though I guess the chilliness of the crisp, still star-filled sky helped. Despite the temperature I kept it cool inside the car to prevent me falling asleep and sang along to the CD, wondering what the day/race had in store. I made it to Denbigh in good time, thinking I only had a few short miles left to Llynganhafal, where the Golden Lion pub, race headquarters stood; famous last words as it was here that Sat Nav decided in its infinite wisdom to lead me a merry dance, a very merry dance indeed. No, I didn't see any signs to Llynganhafal, yes I was on the right road (the B5435 with the correct post code) which matched exactly what the AA said too. At the end of what had seemed to be a never ending horribly narrow lane I hollered over to a farmer to ask directions to the Golden Lion and was met with nothing short of exasperation and rudeness..."The Golden Lion where exactly?", "Llynganhafal! On the B5435, with the correct post-code, it should be very close by, I don't think I drove past a pub...." "Llynganafal is in Denbigh, this is Nantglyn, you're miles out!!! (smirky smugness, I hate the English, especially women look). You need to go back to Denbigh". "Ok, thank you, goodbye"...so drove on, picking up the signs to Denbigh easily enough (didn't want to drive back the way I'd come, didn't like that lane one bit). Well by this time it was 7:30, not long until registration closed so I rang the R.O., Joe to let him know I wasn't too far away. Ten minutes later I was back in Denbigh though none the wiser for that elusive golden lion. Nightmare, I hate to be late and wasn't about to ask Sat Nav's help again.

And suddenly, like a little ray of sunshine, I spotted a man at the bus stop. Great, winding down my window I asked which way to Llangynhafal. "I work there, I'm just waiting for my bus, actually it's late today" ok so now I was faced with a bit of a dilemma, however, throwing caution to the wind heard myself saying, "Hop in, I'll give you a lift, that way you won't be late...you just have to direct me though, PLEASE." Got to say he looked a bit reluctant actually, nevertheless I tried the R.O. again but had to leave a message as it went straight to voicemail. Great, 7:45, registration closed and no idea whether I'd be allowed to run. Never mind, it was looking like a nice day weather wise so I'd still get a run, no matter what (as long as my passenger wasn't a mad serial killer or something).

Llynganhafal here I come. Over the next few minutes I managed to establish that this chap had originally come from Nottingham, following a girl to Wales and had decided to settle there. The girl was long gone, he'd been here 20 years and worked under the shadow of Moel Famau. I told him I was supposed to be running an ultra event, how I'd gone wrong and that I was late....and added that I didn't make a habit of picking up strangers at bus stops....just as well, he said he didn't make a habit of accepting lifts from strange women!!! Thanks, perfect little charmer, haha, joking aside I was grateful so when we arrived at a cross roads, he asked me to stop, directing me over the way whilst he just had a hundred yards or so walk to the left. His name? Paul. Thanks Paul, have a good day, pleased you're not late. Thanks....Sue...good luck in your race. Ha! I'd already decided I'd just be plodding, not racing, not having had the best race preparation AGAIN.

Bombing down the lanes, the Golden Lion soon came into view. Screeching to an abrupt halt in the gravel car park, I picked up my bags and stumbled into the pub, apologising profusely for being late, quite surprised yet delighted that in fact they had waited for me...double grovelling apologies, holding up a race for...6 people!!! Ok, the fastest registration every, removal of GDH Hoodie and long pants, unnecessary stuff chucked back in the car and a mere moment later we were on the starting line in the pub's garden. I looked around and made the following observations about the competitors - Alex, nubile, young goddess, dead cert outright winner, Dale, only male, guaranteed first man position, group of 3 women who clearly knew each other and would doubtless be running together, and me, 51 year old insomniac with no aspiration of any placing today, just grateful to be in such a lovely place with the chance to practice my nav. The race briefing over with safety pointers and some photos of this momentous inaugural occasion and we were off, 8:10, not too much later than planned...were things looking up?






It doesn't make any difference whether it's a short or long race, road, fell or otherwise, I still get pulled into a horribly uncomfortable starting pace and today was no exception. At the start, across various fields and over stiles, along tracks and lanes we have formed two groups within a very short space of time, I'm making small talk with Alex and Dale, guess we're sizing each other up for the battle ahead. It's not too long before sense kicks in though, come on Sue, it's 30 miles, you can't sustain this pace for long or you'll burn out.



Hooray, it's nice to let go of that need to do well, I can start to enjoy the scenery and relax into my favoured plodding pace. As the path begins to climb, Alex predictably becomes a dot in the distance and Dale's ahead of me, not too far but enough for me not to feel pressured to keep pace. All is good as I continue climbing, slowly but surely, winding upwards and joining part of Offa's Dyke path until I reach the ridge. Around 3km or so, leaving Offa's Dyke to head westwards the path descends steeply over a series of stiles before bearing sharply north-eastwards for a lesser climb where I encounter Dale who actually doesn't seem to disturbed to see I have caught him up and asks whether I would like us to run together. The sun is shining, bringing the colours to life, the air still has a pleasant coolness and I'm in a good mood. I glance at the map, noting the topography and quickly weigh up my expectations of the remainder of the day...I'm looking at either several hours running solo or in company and am happy to oblige this young man's request on the proviso that if at any point he wants to speed off, he must do so as I'm thinking at this stage that he must be the fitter and stronger runner out of the two of us.




So we climb and chat, soon reaching the first checkpoint at 6.5km and rejoin Offa's Dyke (we do quite a bit of it over the course of the day, at various intervals) for a short road section followed by a short, sharp climb before plunging downhill to a wooded area and car park where a friendly marshal claps and cheers us onwards the next longer but steadier climb through the woods, chatting about what we each did for a living and our thoughts on running in general and which events we each have lined up. Passing a few pleasant kms along the Clwydian Way I'm finding he's quite an interesting young chap and happily listen to him babbling on about elite athletes and drug testing topics which are currently trending various media sources.


At 13.5km (CP2) we hit the junction with Offa once more which starts a series of enjoyably steep but short climbs and descents, once more passing the cheery marshal through the same car park as previously and continuing downhill along more forested track to Pedair Groesfford Road junction and Feed Station (CP3), 21km..2:20:26..not a bad overall pace, Dale checks with the marshal, Alex is some 10 minutes ahead of us...are we bothered? Not in the slightest! Well, I'm not bothered, just feels good to be out and about getting some navigation practice in and the scenery is most picturesque. I fill up with water, conscious that I'm usually not very good at hydrating myself, especially as it's looking like turning quite warm. I've been eating some cheese sandwiches already enroute so just take a few jelly babies for a bit of a boost...Dale takes a sausage roll, altogether uncertain as to whether he will be able to stomach it (he's already told me he gets GI problems and is only used to eating gels, even on marathon and ultra distances), hence I'm a bit dubious as to whether this is such a good idea...stop it Sue, he's a grown man, he can look after himself, don't say anything even though everything is screaming at you that it's not a good idea. Still, I've already learned from him that he is a very independent chap and proud of the fact that he doesn't often go to the doctor's for much and if he does, he's already researched the issue and clearly knows better than the person in front of him doling out the advice and diagnoses...what do they know with their degree, having studied at least 6 years and having years of experience in practice. He is a handy man by trade and regularly does work at his local surgery. Nothing wrong with that, I admire the fact that he is self-made and is using practical tradesman skills - a dying breed with the later generations who are largely technology driven. It's here that he observes the constant stream of patients, wasting the doctors' time with conditions which are clearly caused by their own failure to make sensible lifestyle choices. The NHS just helps to "nanny" our nation (oh by the way, he is a South African National). He has a particular dislike of people who are overweight or people who have drug problems or mental health issues. Dale once also made some bad choices where drugs were concerned and had managed to turn his life around without anybody's help, thank you very much. His knee problems caused Dale to take it easy on descents but he managed as long as he didn't overdo it on the hilliest sections...this too he had researched to the nth degree himself as several doctors and specialists had been unable to diagnose, let alone cure. Onwards with the route, a good defined track which climbed gently over a few kilometres through heather-clad hills....I can smell that sweetness, recalling now how I'd enthused about it on the day, but I'm forgetting my companion again, sorry, it wasn't long after CP3 that he was taking some sort of medication for his stomach which predictably was not responding positively to sausage roll, sigh. Ah but that didn't dampen his spirits, no no, heading up Moel Dywyll he again proudly told me he could handle this, he'd faced and overcome much more, his fear of heights for example - he had needed some work doing on the roof of his house, the builder had quoted £1000 for one day's work so he decided to do that himself. I was actually quite impressed by this, having an unhealthy fear of heights myself. He also had conquered his former fear of diving and had completed hundreds in various interesting locations around the world and had climbed and hiked in mountains including the Andes, recounting how dreadful Machu Picchu was, definitely not somewhere to be re-visited, full of tourists who are nannied to such an extent that the guides are practically "wiping their bottoms", such is the lack of need for the individual to be responsible for themselves. We reach the summit then follow the good track downhill, intersecting the Clwydian Way and skirting the edge of the Clwyd Forest to arrive at CP4 (27km) in 3:28; I'm conscious that the pace seems to have dropped but persevere with my companion and learn some very personal things about his family. They haven't had the easiest of times, having come from South Africa and all the family members have health issues of one sort or another. I conclude that his childhood was key in shaping him into the man he is today. As the path meanders through the forest we enjoy the respite from the sun, chatting away and we make a slight error on navigation, most annoyingly adding some further distance. Never mind, it's supposed to be fun after all and at least we've avoided having to battle with Alex for first place. At CP5 (34km), Bwlch Penbarra we encounter the most delightful marshal, Shona who can't do enough for us, such a lovely lady, she's undergoing coaching with Joe and whilst she's enjoying it, can't see herself ever running an ultra...never say never Shona, it's just one foot in front of the other.

Now with only two remaining major climbs ahead of us and some 14km I'm fairly chomping at the bit to get to the finish. Immediately ahead is the steep plod up Foel Fenlli, 170+metres for about 1km before plunging downhill almost twice the distance of the climb, then a little contouring.....




...I'm waiting for Dale to catch up as I'd sped on, just enjoying a carefree rock-free moment or ten. He finally makes it, crossing the stile to be met by a herd of rather large cows. Dale says I shouldn't have waited for him....well I thought we had agreed to run together and quite frankly I was a bit worried about how his physical state had deteriorated over the course of the run. Still, I had to remind myself that I should just butt out and prepared myself mentally for the final haul beginning at 185metres level with a stream, I enjoyed the short, sharp rise to the summit of Moel y Baer, continuing eastwards still climbing with the monster Moel Famau now clearly in view, the Jubilee Tower perched like a crown atop. At this point things went from bad to worse for Dale. He had followed his usual regime of not eating proper food, I could understand that in a way, given his stomach problems, his knees too were feeling the distance and now he had cramp...I could hear the anxiety in his voice as he asked me to please go on without him whilst he sorted himself out. Weighing up the past few hours of what he'd told me, I realised he sincerely meant that, he was too proud a person to want any further empathy from me, still I felt a pang of guilt, having been instrumental in constantly trying to push the pace wherever possible. I continued the journey alone, bashing through heather, onwards, upwards, leaving the tourist path as indicated on the map, following a path which wound its way along the north western edge of the Clwyd Forest, many of the trees looked brittle and were sparsely planted.

Dibbing at CP6 (41.5km) at the summit, I told the marshals that Dale was a short way behind, dealing with cramp. A quick time check told me I'd been going for just over 5 hours, slightly disappointing but time to get a wriggle on to finish in under 6 hours. Sure enough as the track plunged downhill, I felt my legs spinning ever more quickly, soon leaving the majesty of the mountains as the populated land below came into view, farms dotted here and there until suddenly I was re-tracing my steps from the morning across stiles and fields....oh no, a field full of formidable looking cows....just get past them...over the stile, phew, one more field and there it was, the familiar red and white taped finishing funnel and the promise of a welcome drink at the pub. Joe's there to congratulate and hand out the goodies.


A few minutes later Alex appears already changed and ready to go home. She finished in a brilliant time (5:11:24), true to form I give her a well done hug and am thankful actually that I had had company for the majority of the day as to race against this fine lady would have made for a battle which I doubt neither of us would have enjoyed. She's incredulous I'd left Dale...I'm incredulous that she's surprised, given that she'd left him hours previously but I assure her that he had practically sent me away from him. Nothing can take away his first male position, finishing a mere 5 minutes behind me.



It was a grand day out. The Clwydian Range is truly beautiful and I would like to recommend it for the Club Championship in 2016.